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[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 weeks ago

His haggard splotchy face is looking more like Davros every day.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago

Couldn’t he just eat shit already?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm not saying this is what happened, but this IS how a person would act if they had another series of mini strokes a month before they were on the ballot for president.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Remember when he suddenly had a slurring voice on Elon Musk's interview? He also had canceled most of his rallies and such around then

In 2020, he denied having a series of mini strokes out of nowhere

Sept. 1, 2020

President Donald Trump posted a baffling tweet Tuesday declaring that he has not had a series of "mini-strokes" — and he had the White House physician release a statement backing up his claim.

[...]

No major media outlet appears to have reported in recent days that Trump had a series of mini-strokes.

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/trump-raises-eyebrows-tweet-declaring-he-did-not-have-series-n1239006

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 weeks ago

About as convincing as a toddler declaring unprompted that they have not pooped their pants.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

I've seen cheap sex dolls that look more realistic than that

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Looks like an old solarized loofah. Here's a new loofah for comparison:

Notice how nicely attached the hairs are? Much unlike the Trump look.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

What is this spaghetti cucumber looking alien snack?!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Who is dis doin' this synthetic type of alpha beta psychedelic funkin'?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (3 children)

That's the ex-president. The loofah shown below in lemon slices is a plant. You grow it from seeds and it eventually flowers and fruits. The fruit contains this naturally occuring sponge. Just let it dry and remove the seeds. It's proof that aliens visited us when we had no soap or loofahs.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Wiki page for more info cause you beat me to the fun fact: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luffa

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

just like the pyramids huh.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ah yes. Without aliens, I don't know how one could possibly make pyramids.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

or plants that can be dried into sponges!

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 month ago

You still definitely not want to pick up a soap bar or loofahs in an alien 👽 prison. Remember that.

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