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[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago (2 children)

About the hairy chest (don't worry, it's harmless).

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 4 days ago (1 children)

This post was brought to you by Isaac Asimov's Foundation gang.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Atomic wafers made by the techo-church-state? Or have I got this back to front and this is how the non-technical society irradiates its children?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I think this refers to everyday household items being powered by some unspecified kind of uranium engine.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

Dude spent way too much time drawing those chesticles

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Do you want to be Malons? This is how you become Malons. /s

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 37 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Look at his face, he's 100% gonna eat that.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Uranium has so many calories, he will never have to eat again

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[–] [email protected] 72 points 4 days ago (4 children)

“Mother, why do all my teeth feel itchy?”

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago

The Children of the Atom deem you a HERETIC! Embrace the holy atom!

[–] [email protected] 48 points 4 days ago

"It's because you haven't been smoking enough. Here, smoke these two before dinner."

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago

I passed out from the flood of Fallout references that just rushed into my brain.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

"Timmy you left the aluminum foil on the atomic wafer!!"

"By golly Tim you shattered space time and opened a black hole!"

"My apologies mother and father, I have been absent of clear cognition."

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[–] [email protected] 50 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Too 👏 cheap 👏 to 👏 meter

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago

Given the up-front cost of any kind of reactor, I don’t think the concept of a usage-based electric bill goes away as long as it’s corporations competing for customers. Maybe eventually it would be like ISPs where it’s a flat fee depending on the size of your connection. I guess it could be totally unmetered then.

Like so many things, it gets a lot simpler if it’s the government supplying the service.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago

Clean! Safe!! Too cheap to meter!!!

/pffft

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago

Atomic Wafer Challenge

[–] [email protected] 101 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Feeling snackish for an

A T O M I C

W A F E R !

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I bet it tastes as good as yellow cake

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)

All wafers, cookies, chips, biscuits, crispbread and hardtack I've ever seen have been atomic.

I struggle to imagine one that wouldn't be.

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[–] [email protected] 138 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Never forget the future that was taken from us.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Thank you Green Peace /s

Bunch of short sighted uninformed hippies

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[–] [email protected] 46 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Thank you Junior. Don't forget to wear you shoes when you go play in the asbestos pit at school. I put two cigarettes in your lunchbox you can have one at lunch if your teacher says its okay and one on the way to home after your shift at the radium watch painting factory.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 4 days ago (3 children)

It’ll come back eventually unless fusion takes over. The power density promises are simply too attractive.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Never mind that pesky burning taste, imagine the power savings!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 days ago (1 children)

It always smells like bloody sinus in our house after changing the wafer.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

That means it's working!

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