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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.zip/post/24335357

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[โ€“] [email protected] 35 points 1 month ago

now that's job security

[โ€“] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Iltam sumra rashupti ilatim moment ๐Ÿ—ฟ

[โ€“] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago

Wtf I just said these words out loud and the furniture started floating o.o

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[โ€“] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Most languages are like this. Even C is like this.

[โ€“] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Depends on the compiler, I'm pretty sure some versions of Borland shit themselves if you introduce an accent mark at the wrong time, much less support Unicode.

[โ€“] [email protected] 161 points 1 month ago (10 children)

Isn't it all unicode at the end of the day, so it supports anything unicode supports? Or am I off base?

[โ€“] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago (14 children)

Yes, but the language/compiler defines which characters are allowed in variable names.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 70 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Ssh! ๐Ÿซข Youโ€™ll ruin the joke!

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago
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[โ€“] [email protected] 60 points 1 month ago

Security by ~~Obscurity~~ Antiquity

[โ€“] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago

This is how we end up with snow crash.

[โ€“] [email protected] 68 points 1 month ago

Ea Nasir over here selling subpar code now

[โ€“] [email protected] 89 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Let's hope Ea-nฤแนฃir's code is better than his copper.

[โ€“] [email protected] 34 points 1 month ago

I hear it's prone to Rust.

[โ€“] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

Bro thats fucking amazing ๐Ÿ˜‚

[โ€“] [email protected] 51 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago

Don't you mean ๐’ท๐’€ฑ๐’€‰?

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