My ass is right here 🙄
this post was submitted on 11 Oct 2024
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While many of us are asking the age old question. "Where is the beef?"
put it in freezer bags and sell it for use outside store hours
sardine tacos js
They should put it in between two pieces of bread. I can't believe nobody has ever thought of this.
They already did flatbread melts.
Nonsense. Such decadence could never be successful.
mom made them. called it sloppy joes
Come on, this one isn't even remotely believable. For shame Onion for this. For shame.
Bring back shredded chicken burritos, cowards.
For me it’s the ranchero chicken soft tacos
I miss the fiesta veggie burrito
Fool, how does this solve the beef problem?
I think it's greed, not cowardice.
Quesaritos Are Justice
beef stuffed mexican patty.
beef in beef
Every time I go to Taco Bell for Chicken Alfredo they tell me they don't have any :(
Introducing the new Doritos Locos® chicken Alfredo! Make it a combo and pair it with a MTN DEW® BAJA BLAST® FREEZE.
Yo quiero Taco Bell!
Freeze?
The hot new thing is the Baja Blast gelato.
Baja Blast Colonic
... that'd work, actually.
“beef”.
BEEF™
Have they tried their butthole?
Per the article... yes
We’ve put taco meat in places that I can never repeat
Since that is where it always ends up, almost certainly