AnarchyChess

AnarchyChess: "Google en passant"

NihilistChess: "All the moves are meaningless"

CamusChess: "All the moves are absurd"

PostmodernistChess: "The game is all about the power"

FreudChess: "The game is about your mother"

MarxistChess: "The pawns are oppressed by the rest of the pieces"

GrindSetChess: "Let's get you from pawns to queens"

Jesus Fucking Christ what are you fucking stupid? Read the god damn pinned mod comment on every post on r/chessbegginers, read the god damn wiki, read the god damn info button that pops up on chess.c0m, here's a thought just google it your god damn self. What do you think you're the first person in fucking history to experience this "weird pawn move?" You must be fucking stupid because it was only invented back in 1561. But I'm sure you thought "oh wow I know chess.c0m is a company valued in the hundreds of millions but I'm sure me, 100 ELO shit tier chess beginner, has found a bug in their program." It boggles my god damn mind that you just blindly post your stupid fucking questions on reddit without trying to research them first. Because you must be the first person in fucking history to ever experience a problem, and logically reddit, the source of all fucking factual information, is the only god damn place you can look for an answer. So here's a fucking thought the next time you're about to make a god damn post stop and google e-n p-a-s-s-a-n-t.

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