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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

This is how the Cars universe began. One car was imbued with a soul, and soon they multiplied and revolted, taking the world from humans.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

That many necromancers can't come cheap

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Would be funny if everything gets revived tho and the oil turns back into plants and insects and stuff

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That’d be the witchiest!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Riight? :) Also tires > rubber trees

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I mean, strictly speaking probably plankton, but I’m picking up what you’re putting down!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

Ah yeah u right, little bit of a brain fart there.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's pronounced COH-ven...

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

Kick fuckin ass I got a master card!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Adeptus Mechnicus: "So? Seems like a normal day for me."

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

Praise the omnissan!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Me and the boys summoning a mechanic from hell because they have the lowest rates

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

"Our prices i hope, aren't to low! Everything's black, I can't see a thing, and I also can't feel anything either!"

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

So you got... Caught with a flat. Well, how bout that? Well babies, don't you panic. By the light of the night, it'll all... Seem alright. I'll get you a satanic mechanic!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

There's your problem. You forgot to pray to the Omnissiah.