New Grounded Take on Batman to Feature Billionaire Bruce Wayne Not Helping Anyone : theonion

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Bruce wants his tax cuts

Alfred is wearing a MAGA cap

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Reginald D Hunter would be proud:

[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Look, I'm just saying the alley guy who keeps shooting rich people probably did more good than Batman

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[+] [email protected] -20 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Maybe stop making Batman shit?

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

I'm not sure how to interpret this.

Stop making Batman shit (products and media)?

or

Stop making Batman (into a shit-quality character)?

or

Stop making Batman (defecate)?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

"I'm not wearing hockey pants"

shits into his big bat diaper™

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago (6 children)

(Might want to recheck what community this is)

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

How could you possibly fall for this?

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[–] [email protected] 72 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Instead they are self-funding space missions, pouring millions into longevity research and buying a bunker in New Zealand.

[–] [email protected] 57 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Don't forget buying social media and amplifying the voices of Gotham's worst

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago

Make Gotham great again!

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