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[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

I'm not sure how to interpret this.

Stop making Batman shit (products and media)?

or

Stop making Batman (into a shit-quality character)?

or

Stop making Batman (defecate)?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

It's the new DC event; Bowel Crisis.

[–] [email protected] -3 points 1 week ago

Just anything Batman related

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

"I'm not wearing hockey pants"

shits into his big bat diaper™