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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.zip/post/10030098

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago

I've known more than one sysadmin that has done this.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago

That’s NetApp, you just guess commands and hit tab, no need for certification …

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago

Looks to me like some of the boys at Fermilab came up with an experiment to keep Schrodinger's cat inside the box but visible the whole time.

Did you know that at Fermilab if you're a boy, you get to play around with cool collapsable wave functions, and if you're a girl, you get to play around with groovy flavor-changing neutrinos.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago

TIL anti-static wristbands are a thing. I need get me one of those.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Relax, it's Cat-6 compliant.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago (1 children)

No no you're thinking CAT 9 ;P

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago

CAT 9 isn't reliable. There's a hard limit at 9, no one really knows why. It's best to stay below that limit to have a safety margin.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago

Yeah they could fit 5 more of them in there.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago

She's reading your files

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Do you guys actually use wristbands? I just slap the rack before touching anything

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Slaps rack This baby will take care of all of your voltage differentials!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago

W A R M T H

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago

Hybrid cat cage