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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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I don't care how many people were murdered there!

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

What's wrong with it?

Oh nothing... [pulls door off of frame]... I'm just not sure about the color.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

…and a day later it’s sold, probably for above asking price as well

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

the closest railway stations, Streatham, Streatham Common, and Streatham Hill,

So it's in Streatham then.

So if I move in I can just rip out all that unsightly wiring? Great!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Welcome to this unique basement space. The asking price for this is £30,000, presenting an excellent investment opportunity in a sought-after location.

The versatile layout is an ideal blank canvas for personalization.

Fucking hell...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

It puts the lotion on its skin...

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

It has stairs AND door frames, seems like a bargain to me

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Fitted out as a one bed / studio this would sell in the low end of £200-300k If you're a property developer 30k for the land actually seems cheap.

(Streatham Rail is about 25 mins from the city of London)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I suspect that they are not allowed to turn it into a home due to daylight and ventilation requirements. It certainly can't be rented out. So instead they sell it as a basement, and let the owner fix it themselves. Meaning that the property develop just got 30k for an otherwise useless basement.

For example: https://www.righttolightsurveyors.co.uk/sunlight-and-new-house-design-beware-the-temptation-to-use-standard-plans-without-full-consideration/

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah it's actually suspiciously cheap.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I suspect like many basements it doesn't have full head height. Probably requires excavation + foundation work etc.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

At least the photos are pretty representative on this one, the clearly LLM written description is an absolute piss take.

Oh, and the 2.5k admin fee!

Also, surely a basement below a house cannot be a freehold?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

They really had the gall to mention the benefits for families moving in.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

You could easily convert that into two apartments!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Easy access to Elizabeth Oliveira Hair Xtensions withThe Dools London. Totally worth the asking price just for that if you ask me!