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[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 months ago (9 children)

Why don't presidents fight in wars? Why do they always send the poor?

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (4 children)

It's called the division of labor. You can't have the guy in charge of running things get turned into Beefaroni in a foxhole.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

No but you can conscript their kids and require them to be on the Frontline. You can have a conscription program that cannot be bought out or excused. You can require a military referendum.

There are ways to deal with this problem.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

that would be bad, yes. but you could also make the argument that the guy in charge of things would be much less likely to initiate a war if he knew there was a chance he could get turned into beefaroni in a foxhole.

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[–] [email protected] 151 points 2 months ago (6 children)

Hawkeye: War isn’t Hell. War is war, and Hell is Hell. And of the two, war is a lot worse.

Father Mulcahy: How do you figure that, Hawkeye?

Hawkeye: Easy, Father. Tell me, who goes to Hell?

Father Mulcahy: Sinners, I believe.

Hawkeye: Exactly. There are no innocent bystanders in Hell. War is chock full of them — little kids, cripples, old ladies. In fact, except for some of the brass, almost everybody involved is an innocent bystander.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I wish I could upvote this more, that show is amazing!

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

I don’t remember this happening in the show. Was it before they shot out kingpin’s eye or after?

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago

Rich man's war, poor man's fight.

[–] [email protected] 68 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"War is where the old and bitter fool the young and reckless into killing each other"

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

It's a good summary of "all quiet on the western front".

[–] [email protected] 84 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Why do they always send the poor?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Generals gathered in their masses. Just like witches at black masses.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Great question. See, a farmer can't stay behind and command the state because he is a farmer. The heads of state and the elite cannot all perish in trenches because then all that would remain are farmers. Established heirarchy for organizational power was invented probably by whatever primates we evolved from, and is observed among even some other species of primate.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Our country was built on well educated farmers taking up positions of governance. We'd be fine.

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Why don't presidents fight the war?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Alexander the Great was the first over the wall when invading a city.

Edit: source

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

that's almost certainly myth

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yea there's no way the first person over a wall wouldn't get immediately mercd by everyone on top who isn't fighting anyone yet.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

He was! He took an arrow to the lung and they thought he was dead!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I saw a picture of George Washington leading troops on a crappy boat. Why isn't Biden out on a crappy boat somewhere? Lol

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Why wasn't Trump? Why wasn't Obama? Why wasn't Bush? It's hardly just Biden.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I wasn't singling him out he is just the current president and I can't imagine him in that position lol.

I like Joe.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Was Washington leading troops after he became president though?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Because he wasn’t president then. Eisenhower led troops as did Grant

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

George Washington did lead troops one time as president, with the secretary of the Treasury at his side.

There was a little revolt over taxes on whiskey and when he showed up they surrendered.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Because they're worth less, obviously!

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