Honestly, I'd rather look like Tim Walz. Looking like either of those other two sounds kind of exhausting.
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That's because Waltz has worked real jobs his whole life.
To be fair, these days Tom Cruise looks like someone wearing a Tom Cruise mask
Superstar actors are more attractive than the general population? Next your going to tell me that a professional athletes of his age are in better shape.
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Only one of these men taught high school. Coincidence, I think not
Upvote for that smooth Incredibles reference.
also, only one of those men hasn't had plastic surgery and doesn't pay a small fortune to maintain their fake-ass-hair, or their fake-ass-smile.
Phrased another way, Waltz worked, while Pitt and Cruise had work done.
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Reminder - look at Tom Cruise's teeth. He has a single middle front tooth.
Not shaming him for having had bad teeth of course, just pointing it out. Many other superior reasons to shame him.
Oh god, now I can't unsee...which is awesome! I'm not gonna be able to do anything but laugh at each and every photo I see of him from now on. So, yeah, thanks! :-D
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having bad teeth is one thing. Don't get me wrong.
But they dump a small fortune in purely cosmetic stuff, too. They all do. or like their hair. They're probably spending a a few hundred a week to keep that hair looking the way it does. Not to mention the plugs, the rogaine or whatever other thing they're doing to keep from going bald.
(also, for the record, they Cruise looks like a slimeball about to sell a used car to a sucker. brad pit looks a few synapses short of an original thought.)
Your point made me realize finding... It's kind of weird that Cruise hasn't got his tooth situation fixed considering all the money he's pumped into plastic surgery, hair treatment, thetan persecution, etc.
I was pretty sure he had until this thread.
It was one of the first things he had fixed. Here's a pic from The Outsiders:
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You never know, he might have had a mold made, and wears that. Image is everything to guys like that.
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Helps having money and personal assistants. :)
Walz is only 5 years older than me, but he did hit the 60 threshhold:
What money will do to a mf