this post was submitted on 02 Oct 2024
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago (5 children)

straight men don't cum when getting fucked in the ass by a man

???

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Straight men have prostates too. If the other guy has great technique, who knows what could happen!

In other news, greentexts are sometimes a bit of a wild ride, and I maintain that the best ones always are.

Humanity. We're a diverse bunch. We really really are.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I'm so confused. I think I'm just going to go soak in the tub and stare at my toes.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

if you are a woman then how is that not straight to fuck man

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (4 children)
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[–] [email protected] 42 points 2 months ago (2 children)

TIL people still believe 4chan bullshit is real.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Every greentext is based in some reality

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (3 children)

op is pretty fucking based ngl

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

good lord. so thankful to be me.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 months ago

I've known a lot of gay and asexual women that end up in this exact scenario

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