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[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

Morning full of meetings, only two left this afternoon.

Sun is shining. Going to do a kitchen declutter later. Gonna be a good day

[โ€“] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I'm hungover. No ragrets going last night. I didn't get up, but everyone was so welcoming anyway, they all said hello and asked about me ๐Ÿ˜ญ I'm thinking of getting up next time and reading Unsent, but I hope to write something a bit less "trauma poetry" haha

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Your very first one you posted here about the checkout chick was superbo and very relatable.

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

It was this one yeah?

I could not sleep, awakened afraid
Under the covers, I begged, I prayed,
For dawn, or death, for sleep to come
But mercy ungranted, I knew I was done.
For I committed a most awful crime
One for which we've all done time
Exactly the same or slighty changed,
Have we all made this same mistake?
I went to Woolies to buy a snack,
The cashier smiled, I smiled back
Items scanned, transaction completed
She said the words that have me defeated
Smiles and waves, "Enjoy your coffee and snack!"
"You too!" I regretfully cried back
Unthinking, unblinking, mid-step away
I died there, in Woolies, that very day.

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

That's the one!

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[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

So much dust, soot and pollen to clean up, the seagoons are being over run and sneezing ๐Ÿคง๐Ÿคง๐Ÿ™€๐Ÿ˜ฟ๐Ÿ˜พ

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

I think what's needed here is a fun team-building activity during your lunch break. Yay. Who's in? ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

hey it's Tuesday and you know what that means. Get yer old team building tshirts on cos it's business time.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

it's Wednesday by my count

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

FFS, I even wrote wednesday on the thread title

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

We all make mistakes. This one yours for the day and there will be no others. Congrats!! :)

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[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Donโ€™t forget the icebreaker activity first!

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

At this time its unlikely we will be able to go forward with this request as we are still crunching numbers. We will look into it at a further date.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Only if it's trust falls and slice of pizza instead of a bonus.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago
[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

That sounds like so much fun!

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

If itโ€™s bowling, Iโ€™m in.๐ŸŽณ

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

I'll check the budget and get back to you on that one. ๐Ÿ‘

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I'd like to add "single source of truth" and "pain points" to our lingo.

Also, profound dissatisfaction was a term I used today lol long story

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (5 children)

Iโ€™m actually really curious to know how โ€˜pain pointsโ€™ are a thing in IT

Someone touched a live wire?

Maybe the deep existential pain that comes from the computer installing updates right in the middle of an unsaved important task or presentation ๐Ÿค”

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I think it applies broadly to any corpo project management. Translation from my perspective is: issues that need to be solved.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Ah! TIL, thanks.

Itโ€™s definitely what the IT person at my work suffers, from all the dumb questions lol

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[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I got to use inveterate philanderer. Some bits of work are fun.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

What Iโ€™ve been working on recently includes the personal papers of somebody who was Not a Nice Person

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[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Circling back to touch base with my priority team ๐Ÿšš
๐Ÿ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฅญ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅฅ๐Ÿฅฆ๐Ÿฅ‘๐Ÿซ›๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ…๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฅฌ๐Ÿฅ’๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿซš๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿง…๐Ÿฅฏ๐Ÿž๐Ÿฅ–๐Ÿฅจ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง‡๐Ÿฅž๐Ÿงˆ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ–๐Ÿซ“๐Ÿ•๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿฅ™๐Ÿง†๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅ˜๐Ÿ›๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿฑ๐ŸฅŸ๐Ÿฆช๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿš๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ ๐Ÿค๐Ÿชผ๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿ™ ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿฅฎ๐Ÿข๐Ÿก๐Ÿง๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿง๐Ÿฅง๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿจ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿฅœ๐ŸŒฐ๐Ÿช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฅ›โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿต๐Ÿบ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿฅค๐Ÿง‹๐Ÿงƒ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿท๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿน๐Ÿง‰๐Ÿ”‹

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I would firstly like to acknowledge Traditional Owners of Country throughout Australia and recognise the continuingย connection to lands, waters and communities. I pay respect to Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures; and to Elders past and present.

The stand-up meeting this morning identified an opportunity to prevent a challenge to the company vision. Can we run up the flagpole the proposal to provide staff with a daily egg and confirm if this is an actionable priority?

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Thank you for the gentle reminder. This message finds the egg well. ๐Ÿฅš

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

From this morning I report: 2 touch base, 1circle back, 5 confirm, 9 flagged, 3 touched on, 10 capacity, 9 priorities, and 6 mentions of dyslexia or adhd

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I think we need to start dt weasel words bingo

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

There was a good meeting bingo card doing the rounds back in the 80s. I kinda miss it. One of the words was 'elephant'. If you got it, that whole line scored double.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

Shit that's a pretty good round up! I had artifacts a few times, granular x2, vision x2, your team is the heart of this company x 1 (get absolutely fucked), and I've heard the word meeting at least 2 dozen times so far today.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

next time could you post a trigger warning

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Funny because those were one of the things discussed

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

of course it was ...๐Ÿ’€

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