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[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 weeks ago (10 children)

There's a third one, too, it's a funny one: you stare at countless (mostly fake) job vacancies expecting to be hired so to "deserve to survive", while bills can't stop arriving. You resign from your 10-yr IT career and try to apply for a simpler, factory vacancy, just to hear from HRs that your CV is "too good to be applied for our simpler jobs". In the meantime, you catch yourself selling your soul and autonomy (constantly forced to accept the circumstances) to these people that share the same blood lineage as yours (some call them "familiars") because you can't see another option, except for going homeless, where you'll be constantly assaulted by cops and people saying "go get a job" to you because you got nothing. By the way, you also inhale toxic fumes from air pollution from cities. And you stare at a Word document, your own CV, thinking "what did I do wrong?".

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I'd rather inhale toxic sheets at work or stare at excel fumes all day

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

My body releases some toxic sheets sometimes.

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[–] [email protected] 101 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Can be both!

Yep.
At some of the Excel jobs, the toxic fumes come from your manager's mouth.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Yeah, I live in a area of the country where (only since 2020) we can expect long stretches of days where the sky is orange and the AQI is 300+. Climate change has made sure the toxic fumes are for everyone!

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[–] [email protected] 81 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I was just coming to say that! I get the "best" of both worlds, Excel sheets to track production while I sit in this shitty factory and breathe God only knows what!

Bonus: I can't even afford a home after it all! Yay America!

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

So you are housefree? Land of the free, indeed

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 weeks ago

I have the luxury of renting someone else's garage, living in the upper portion of it and paying their entire mortgage for them...

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Bonus: I can't even afford a home after it all! Yay America!

Same goes for Canada! Yay, twinsies!

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