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Anon takes the welding pill (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 75 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

It reads as the background story of the enemy "The Welder" in a horror video game that you would find through scattered notes.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sounds like it's up the Amnesia series's alley. Victims are all welded inside a box while alive, and left to die.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sounds like weak-ass version of Dogwelder to me.

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Doesn't welding fuck up your eyesight when you get older? Maybe that's why it's in demand?

[–] [email protected] 84 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Only if you don't use proper shields.

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 month ago (7 children)

And give you a higher chance of getting Parkinson's from the manganese in the welding fumes.