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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

As a former newspaper graphics person, the days shit like that came along were great. “You want me to what? OK.”

I can’t see the date so I choose to believe this was all camera and felt pen.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

woah.. i guess you could really say that i was the Metal Gear Solid V: Phantom Pain all along...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

War auch mein erster Gedanke. Jeder VPN ihnen könnte ein Scholz sein!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Never played it but is this an MGSV reference?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Metal Gear Solid in general, but yes!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Step one: Pull up pants really high.
Step two: Say "I'm the big boss man."

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Turns out the secret to being a big boss is to have owned a BB gun as a kid.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Just have OCD and do compulsions all the time

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

Remember the basics of CQC

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

First, abandon your spoon. You only need a fork and a tac-knife.

Second, kill and eat at least one of every species you come across, and rank how delicious it is.

Third, get in the box. You can think. In the box. You'll feel free. In the box. Everything is better... In the box.

Fourth, stock up on glowing mushrooms. They'll recharge your batteries.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

You're pretty good!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I accidentally thought this was a bunch of images of Moshe Dayan

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago