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Arcane Nepo Babies (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago

Oh you are in for a treat. Streams continuously on adult swim. Season 2 starts to really take off in quality.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

I wouldn't be too hasty entering there! I had TACO BELL for lunch!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Well, the Master of Disaster is an official degree, so I feel a Dr. of Doom would be not too farfetched

[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

irony of Rusty appearing in this meme as the artificer is too much

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 weeks ago

No one else built a Walking Eye.

Look around. Who else has a Walking Eye? That's right, Walking Eye, everyone wants a piece.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago

yeah, the "s" in the title is doing some heavy lifting

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

sorry not sorry that warlocks have more fun than any other class I guess it's a patron thing 💅

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

warlocks have more fun than any other class

Love to be dragged into a plane of eternal torment and subjected to the most nightmarish cruelty my patron can devise, because I failed to fulfill condition XXVI.a.243-0.1 in the infernal contract.

Love to have a creature of mad whimsy show up to cause sheer bedlam at the worst possible moment, because I stumbled in a grove half-starved and ate fruit from the wrong Fae Lord's magical bush a lifetime ago.

Love to be forever trapped under the unblinking eye of the Divine Surveillance State with an angel's merciless glare boring holes into the back of my neck because my great-great-great-grandfather pledged himself to the seventh generation as part of the Glorious Crusade of the Most Righteous High One.

Warlocks having so much fun right now... weee... :-(

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

My pact was that I gave a unicorn some carrots in return for a 1d10 cantrip.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

My gnome warlock got their power from getting married to a fae lord after a drunken night of revelry. Their pact was the divorce settlement and their familiar was their lawyer.

It is so fun to play the straight person around random bedlam.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Warlocks are the pets of other beings doing tricks to earn treats.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

And? Cats and dogs usually seem to be having more fun anyway...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

The thing with cats is they assume they're the patron.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 weeks ago

Aren't we all?