Furthest back i can go is 3rd grade, and only because i had the absolute hottest home room teacher at the time.
this post was submitted on 22 Sep 2024
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Fourth for me. Teacher was obsessed with recycling, and somehow that resonated.
OP read about the "fight the biggest baddest dude you can find on your first day" strat online and didn't stop to think about its applicability.
Shoulda waited for tenure then he could have punched all the children in the mouth he wanted
Wait, what? Anon is an adult and beats a firstgrader over a girl child? Whaaaaaaaaaaaa
If it was written on 4chan, it must be true.
Eww, nothing is more gay than a man dating a woman.
... except for reddit mods
Are lemmy mods safe?
No. Have you missed the drama?
Are you talking about the whole vegan drama or did something else happen?
There have been a few but that's the memorable, recent one.
It seems, in your anger, you killed them.