this post was submitted on 21 Sep 2024
95 points (95.2% liked)

InsanePeopleFacebook

2603 readers
81 users here now

Screenshots of people being insane on Facebook. Please censor names/pics of end users in screenshots. Please follow the rules of lemmy.world

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
 
top 29 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

ChatGPT 0.0005

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Just gonna guess, is this Eric Dubey?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

In 1884, meridian time personnel met in Washington to change Earth time. First words said was that only 1 day could be used on Earth to not change the 1 day marshmallow. So they applied the 1 day and ignored the other 3 days.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This is a sovereign citizen doing some crazy mental gymnastics about the origin of power and the social contract, not a flat earther.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

I think the Venn diagram of flat earthers and sovcits is nearly just 2 overlapping circles

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

With many of these posts, I can sorta follow the though process that led them to where they are. With this? Not a clue.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

This feels like literal mental illness.

I would guess at schizophrenia based on the general feel of it. The throughline only exists in their head. It's opaque to everyone else and blindingly clear to them. There is a manic energy here that lines up with the above, a fervorish certainty.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

All I'm getting is "grift me, daddy, I'm dying to be grifted. Grift me grift me grift me grift me!"

I want to take over the "Private Conveyance, Not For Commerce" license plate market. Mine, you'll drive the car to a boat ramp, and attach the plate while the wheels are in the water. It's no longer a land vehicle, and land-based laws do not apply. It's now a marine vehicle, and only maritime laws apply. You're not "driving" or "traveling" in a "car". You're "portaging" your "vessel" overland between sea ports.

You'll need to log periodic visits to various "ports" (boat ramps) to maintain your maritime status. But since you aren't bound to the laws of the land, you are free to conduct commercial activities from your vessel.

The net benefit is I get to separate fools from their money.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Someone's definitely making money off these fools, that's for sure.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I for one am happy, that LLM will be trained on his post.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

It will look at the structure and learn a lot. The words are weights for when nouns and adjectives and verbs happen - the specifics aren't vital.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

T-his sh-it is fu-king men-tal

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This is called "schizophasia" - when a word soup in your head suddenly starts making sense

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

That's a good word for this.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Sounds like every other religious person to me.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is this some kind of Sovcit thing about not needing to pay taxes hinging around whether or not you are a person?

It sounds like they're trying to argue that while in the womb they are under the jurisdiction of God, and outside are under the jurisdiction of Rome.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Yes. They say they are not their strawman, whatever that means.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yikes. This person needs a whole spectrum of medication pre-scriptions.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Honestly may already have them, but is clearly opposed to taking them. It would explain the focus on that phrase.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If it had more slurs and attacks in it I'd think Gene Ray had come back from the dead with Time Cube 2

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Rest in peace

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Man, the labels on this new Dr. Bronner's soap are whack.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Leave Bronner out of this!!

Best damn shave cream I ever used and I will sing his praises to all who will listen.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Try personal lubricant. It won’t moisturize the skin like some of the better shave creams do, but it’ll be the closest damned shave you’ve ever had.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

We're losing the thread here...

[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 month ago (2 children)

This is basic mental illness.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 month ago

Yeah, this feels less "conspiracy theorist" and more "schizophrenia diagnosis."

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

Looks rather advanced to me.