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[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (2 children)

This is similar to a classic, very not safe for work gif involving a woman dressed as a spider.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Omg, I remember that masterpiece. That mix of high effort effects and poorly lit porn would still be hard to pull off today.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)

If you really want it, I can send it to you directly, or you can find it by googling "spider blowjob creepy" or something like that. (I specifically say "googling" because I was unsuccessful in finding it on DDG. I didn't try other search engines.)

I don't know what the gif's origin is, but it was semi frequently posted on Reddit. To shamefully continue referencing Reddit, this probably wouldn't be your proudest fap. (I originally said "I can assure you" but then again ... You did request the gif and I don't know you.)

edit: Improved my originally very cavalier approach to grammar. Did not change the message of the post.

spoileredit 2: Apparently the appeal of this was more widespread than I thought. I didn't want to post it publicly because I don't know how all of the clients handle image previews and didn't want to force the image on anyone; also I couldn't validate the quality or security of the website I found when searching it, but if you really want to see a spider blowing a guy, here it is.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Well, that's a thing on the internet apparently. Neat. -_-

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Not sure "neat" is the word I'd use. Its existence doesn't upset me, but I wouldn't mind if it didn't exist.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Neat in the macabre sense. Because while it's disturbing for sure, it's interesting someone put that much effort into production effort of such a thing.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Well, hard to argue with that.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Sure, send it!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Could you send it to me too

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

Ne, echt nicht

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

litterally me

[–] [email protected] 55 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 months ago (1 children)

She's going to fuck that spider.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

her name is days?