Have entire college worth of resources

Somehow need hundreds of thousands of dollars for a basic research project.

Academics really are dumb

Oh finally, something I can store my yield in.

Make meth and fund your own research!

That bag is a micro plastic, singular.

These are the well paid conspiracists making up climate change nods

(My memory of phds on campus was they were very overworked and desperate for cash, I assume conspiracy theorists whose conspiracy relies on the silence of many grads do not know many phds)

HaVe U HeArd Of UbRE!?! /s

"Oh so that's where my remaining mental health and self esteem are!"