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trout rule (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

Reminds me of the funghi in Chernobyl that photosynthesise nuclear radiation.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

Trout population before spill: zero

Trout population after spill: believe it or not, still zero

[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 months ago

[–] [email protected] 88 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Wait, it purged the entire ecosystem except trout, so what are the trout eating? Don't tell me we now have nuclear powered fish, the implications are terrifying. What happens if you're bitten by a radioactive trout? Do we get troutman, the superhero we neither want, need or deserve?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago

Maybe we do deserve it

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

This just raises so many more questions...

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Added bonus: you don't have to cook them! They're pre-treated!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

Finally, some fresh water sashimi I won't regret eating.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago

Hell yeah keep on keeping on you little rainbow fuckers.