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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

transcript (manual):

[guy with bad tattoos on back, one of them:]
iF YOU FAiL
YOU SEND BACK
U DIE!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago

DontDeadOpenInside and NoSafetySmokingFirst have me so fucked up on aneurysm posts. I stared at this way too long before realizing there's no separation.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago

… that dog face / angry beaver is dope

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago

If you die in the tattoo parlour u die in real life.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

They definitely remembered the consummate Vs, but didn't get the the S and more different S right. Also, that's a stubby claw more than a beefy arm.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago

They wouldn’t know majesty if it came up and bit them in the face.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That werefox looks like its roasting its own nose with a torch lighter.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago

That's something you can do when you've got wicked abs like that

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Please tell me that's markers and not a tatt

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago

Pretty sure it's some pencil, probably his kids word.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

From the smudges everywhere further up, I assume marker.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I would like to assume the same but I thought it was hair...

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago

It's definitely hair

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago

I can't tell if that's sharpie or a tattoo, but tbh, I think this is in the land of "so bad it's good".