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Some of the LinkedIn Responses are direct and on-point, and also hilariously/depressingly based depending on how you look at it:

EDIT: In hindsight, I think I should've looked into posting this in a different community.. It's closer to a silly "innovation".. soo.. is this considered FUD? I also don't support smoking or vaping, especially among kids. Original title had "privacy-violating" before the "solution".

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I have a better solution: Run these videos on the screens in the hallways 24/7 to outcringe the vapers.

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Kids will vape at the sensors just to see them on the TV

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

Wait till this crowd hears about smoke detectors.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Look honestly I don't think this is that dystopian.

Smoke detectors existed in bathrooms forever. The main use in high school seems to be catching particularly dumb teenagers smoking cigarettes in the bathroom. When I was in high school they were tuned to be super sensitive to the point where water vapor could set one off. I remember one time where the entire school had to stand out in the rain after a fire alarm went off, in what was later determined to be just two teenagers smoking in the bathroom.

Teachers also have been trying to catch students smoking for like 50 years. Back in the 20th, there were assistant principals that basically roamed the halls looking for whiffs of cigarette smoke. Part of the reason memes about hanging out under the bleachers started is because it was the best place to smoke on account of being outside, out of the way, and old school gym teachers just not giving a fuck.

This dudes app just seems like a modern update on very old concepts. Instead of teenagers smoking cigarettes, they are vaping. Instead of a smoke detector, you have something designed specifically for vapes. Instead of some super anal assistant principal on patrol, you have some super anal assistant principal sprinting across the school. Who knows, maybe this is the thing that forces teenagers to touch grass because I'm willing to there aren't vape detectors under the bleachers and gym teachers still don't give a fuck.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago

Introducing!

The Narc App!

Sure to be a hit. Hit with the closest blunt object.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 months ago

Bubble gum stuck into the sensor coming in 5 seconds...

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Somebody teach the kids to pentest: get into their REST API and ring it for every desk this stupid sensor is placed in. If you're better than average, get into the operations of the electric controller which these sensors are powered through and fry them. Cost the school millions and they'll (maybe) come to their senses

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (6 children)

...so kids can freely vape in school buildings during school hours?

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[–] [email protected] 59 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Imagine paying taxes for education and they spend it on shit like this.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago (4 children)

I strongly suspect stuff like this happens at rich people's private schools.

Ain't no public school in the US got money for this.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

One upside from not having enough budget, ghouls don't have enough money to develop stuff like this in public schools.

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