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[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

They decided to move Wakanda to Europe to save on fuel.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Shush, that's the secret European country only rich people know about...

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 months ago (2 children)

This genuinely got me. I'm from the UK, so I know Europe roughly, but looking at the image I spent way to long trying to figure out what it could be until I realised it was a joke... I'm not a smart woman.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Canadian, some think we are american enough for most situations.

Is it Greece?

Im gonna go check, but thats my answer right now

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Yes it’s Greece 🇬🇷, not bad!

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

It's... Narnia, right? Kind of a bitch to get to, though...

[–] [email protected] 37 points 3 months ago (2 children)

This is Medici, where they speak Interligua, a sort of blend of Spanish, Catalan, French, and Italian and where the world's largest natural source of bavarium was found. I remember reading about the revolution a few years ago that ousted the dictatorship that got powerful on the back of Bavarium mining. The US was caught blatantly supporting both sides, but the revolutionaries won and now they are a democracy again.

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[–] [email protected] -4 points 3 months ago (3 children)

why the fuck would an american know anything about the geograpgy of europe? We're not invading them anytime soon who gives a fuck?

[–] [email protected] -2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

No kidding, I'm tired of people acting like I'm an idiot because I don't have the European countries and their positions on the world map memorized. It's a continent I'm unlikely to ever visit, why would I need to know these things?

"Europeans know these things about America, why don't you learn them about Europe?"

I never asked y'all to learn about my country. I'm not gonna judge you if you can't pinpoint Sedgwick County, KS on a map. I live here, I have plenty of reason to know it. Someone living in Avignon doesn't

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

euro heads don't understand the sheer scale and basedness of america, the entire american country covers the entire geographical region of basically ALL of europe collectively. It is quite literally a country on the scale of no other country.

Except for maybe russia, but thats mostly ice so nobody cares.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I mean, that didn't stop kids from going to fight in Iraq.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

there's a reason our voting age is the same as a military enlistment age

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Maybe if Norway had more brown people to go with the oil America might have more interest in it lol

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (2 children)

all of a sudden everyone knew what a Crimea was around 2014

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

around 2020*

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 months ago (3 children)

That would be France's Testicles.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

So Italy is trying to kick France in the nuts?

...seems legit. Carry on.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Clearly New Zealand. Go check your map, I bet it's missing as usual!

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago

Oh yeah, South Monaco, I thought everyone knew where it was

[–] [email protected] 45 points 3 months ago

Oh that's easy. Connecticut

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

I believe that's the European Union free trade zone for bidets and electric kettles. Metric cash only, please.

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