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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

In German it phonetically translates to "Fick ma", where "Fick" means "fuck".

Just as awkward for Germans as "wix.com", because "Wichs" means "beat your meat".

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Who the fuck is Steve Jobs

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Figma balls

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Figma is the worst tech product name since Wrike

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Kinda sad that Adobe bought them and will probably kill the product in an EEE scheme or merge it into Adobe XD.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

there's a really good OSS app that looks comparable... I can't remember the name though. Too bad if it's not hosted for thousands a month that companies don't see value in it.

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I work salesforce adjacent, the desire to scream FIGMA NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTS every time I get one of these mails, or have to not laugh when they mention it in meetings is too much

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's almost as bad as Twitter creating the verb "tweet"... with the obvious past tense...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Look upon what thou has twat and ponder it.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

figma balls

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

Figma - Ligma - Ligma balls!!!! GOTTEMM

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Figma balls

[–] [email protected] 70 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

god damn you beat me to it

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

God damn they beat me to it, and you beat me to tell them they beat me to it