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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

My local Stop and Shops are just plain discontinuing. Now I'll have to go to Shop Rite and its weird, unfamiliar dingy beige complexion

Side note to OP: pretty sure I just hung out with someone who took Cereal Killer to be his whole persona and did, in fact, love Matthew Lillard