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Starbucks says Niccol can live in his home in Newport Beach, California and commute to Starbucks' head office 1,000 miles away on a corporate jet

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[–] [email protected] 42 points 2 months ago (13 children)

I think there should be tax on flights, and the tax rate should double every time you fly in a year.

Nobody needs to be this cunty.

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[–] [email protected] 60 points 2 months ago (11 children)

Do we have the FAA registration number for the aforementioned jet yet?

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[–] [email protected] 59 points 2 months ago (10 children)

Just stop buying their coffee. You don't need it.

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 months ago

We need to return to the office though.

[–] [email protected] 75 points 2 months ago (1 children)

supercommute

I think the word they're looking for is 'travel'.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Once a month or something. Otherwise, he'll work from home obviously.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

They got their CEO to-go

[–] [email protected] 75 points 2 months ago

Well fuck you and your co² farting anus, Brian Niccol!

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago

I wonder what happened to all the Chipotle head office employees who had to relocate to be near this guy now that he bounced

[–] [email protected] 208 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm sorry, if you aren't willing to relocate, you are not a good fit for the company.

I heard this in a job interview and the position was disclosed as remote.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I don't understand why can't the CEO be remote. They can buy all their important staff Apple Vision Pros if they'd like and it'll still be cheaper than this

[–] [email protected] 46 points 2 months ago

That’s not how you write off a corporate jet from your taxes.

[–] [email protected] 84 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I have to dry my clothes between 12am and 3pm and this m'fer gets to fly a jet to work. Private jets along with luxury yachts are things humanity shouldn't have.

[–] [email protected] 99 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Calling it "supercommute" is such a stupid thing. It should be called "stupidcommute" or maybe "commoronute".

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago

Cuntycommuting

There ya go

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