Someoneโs mom totally gonna blow me through these jorts!
this post was submitted on 19 Aug 2024
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American here, you forgot that Texas is a big poopy diaper. Otherwise no notes. ๐
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So now I can explain to foreigners that its technically Canada fucking the rest of the world with their Florida penis. Excellent.
What da Mexico doin?
Speaking as an American, Iโd like to say that any other American who gets sincerely mad at this deserves to be messed with. Itโs funny. Get over yourself.
I'm mad that Fl*rida is hanging out of the shorts. ๐คฎ
Cover that shit up.
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no but there are canadians I want to fuck and some of them have dicks and I have to imagine this now. I have to imagine touching florida. this is Not Okay.
90% of the population of Canada lives within about 100 miles of the United States border. Canada being America's hat makes moree sense in that respect.
But Florida is clearly a cock, so... I'm into it.
Incidentally, 100 miles north-to-south is about the height of Connecticut from the Mass to NY borders.
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Canada is embarrassingly drunk, as usual.
American here: This shit is funny.
I like how Alaskans refer to the rest of the US as the southern states.
I wish I had a Canada in my life
TEXAS IS TITS!!
TEXTITS!
TITSAS!!!!
Hnnng... Blow your load in me daddy; give me that good-good healthcare batter. Nnnnnnhh~
Uh, Canada? You could at least buy us dinner first.
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Bruh. We Americans know Florida is just our wang.
It's a tiny wang.
Floridick
So it's blurred, but I definitely see the matching hue of Florida and Canada, which I'm interpreting as meaning the two are one in the same. I'm cool with being Canada's shorts if y'all are willing take that shit show off of our shoulders!
Thatโs because of all the snowbirds
The backside of Arizona looks similar
That was my thought, too.
Alternately, I'd consider re-accepting the weiner into our pants if we could get some of that socialized heath care.
Florida is absolutely North Americaโs penis.
yes but could we please let it not be canadas? there are canadians I actually like.
While Sweden is Europe's. But don't worry, size is not all that matters.
yeah, europe has so few terrible festering diseases. like you're not even trying.
Wait, so is Europe about to slap the UK across the face? Why did you guys line it up like that.
Also, what does this mean about me liking Salmiakki, the pungent salty candy from Finland?
I live in South Carolina and I absolutely love salmiak lol anyone I've ever convinced to try it has hated it though ๐
You could try introducing them to the liquor first - while people may shudder when eating a non-sweet candy people tend to be a lot more open to salty drinks.
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I enjoyed living in Florida, and I'm moving back, but I can confirm that they are both visually,and societaly, North America's dong.
florida's a miserable oozing pustule on the cock of the earth. no seasons, no landscape, only assholes, mosquitos, asshole mosquitos, and tourists going to either disney or one of the shitty florida beaches with no waves, only red tide and scientologists. and enjoy the 95+ heat when a hurricane knocks your power out for 3 days.
and despite being completely flat with nothing but the most boring straight roads anywhere, nobody knows how the fuck to drive. seriously wtf
fuck florida. there's no amount of money anyone could pay me to live there again
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Omg I'll move to Japan first.
Jorts
I'll allow it.
(That's a joke. I'll encourage it, in fact.)
Credentials: am American.
Canada looks like blood exploding out of pants
Nope, America is the pants and Alaska is the hat.
America is Canada's pants AND hat.
Mind blown
Make Canada hat again.
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Pretty sure theyโre plenty mad amongst themselves as it is.
In our defense:
*gestures at the general state of our country*