I like that Canada is drunk with itβs dick out
this post was submitted on 19 Aug 2024
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Lol Florida would be a dick.π What does that say about all the old people we exile to the Floridian badlands. Is it a metaphor for rebirth?
Or maybe it's whatever got Canada drunk coming back out.
European here, i think mexicos cool. North america actually has two normal countries and then the us
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Does it cancel out because we also made fun of Florida?
I like the sentiment, though it would be even better if Canada was facing backwards and Florida was a dangling turd instead of a dangling penis.
Hey, as gently as this can be: maybe it's time to change your shorts, Canada. They appear to be full of shit.
Poor California. Looks like a giant pants load.
REAL countries wear diapers.
I've always referred to florida as America's wang, but it's clearly Canada's
Of course Florida is the wiggly jiggly bit.
Iβd worry about all the Florida hate in this thread, but the few Floridans young enough to be on the internet canβt read anyway.
lol, how long has this meme been around.
Shorts with a hoodie attached (Alaska)
Someone get this info to Milano or Paris
Which is also jeans
Jean beanie? Wild.
Haha that's great, but you have some sort of VD going on on your cock, mate.
Please see a doctor
Someone arrest this perv!
If big mad means "leaves 'em grinnin'" then mission accomplished.
Thanks!
Is Florida the dick? Or Texas? Or Mexico?
Florida of course.
I mean, this implies that Canada is a hapless idiot who walks around with its cock out, so this feels more like a dunk on the canucks
Or America is such a shit show even your shorts are fucked
The biggest thing it implied to me is that Florida is part of Canada. You can have em!
Nooooo.
This is the worst possible outcome.
You ever been to Dartmouth?
Canada's got that Hank Hill ass with California.
Excuse me, the term is Diminished Gluteal Syndrome.
Europe staring across the pond:
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