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submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

He told her to guess what he had behind his back. She was stumped.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 months ago (1 children)

ohh that's why the nice people had me send them the gift cards over the phone

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Still seems like I have that virus though.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 months ago

Maybe that's just where his gun is, like Stallone in Assassins.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

Oof!

[–] [email protected] 51 points 3 months ago (1 children)

He lost his arm by not following OSHA approved procedures and is being dishonorably discharged for negligence

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

Or his commander was not following OSHA approved procedures, but got a promotion for efficiency.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Oh shit!

[–] [email protected] 53 points 3 months ago

Oh, they're gift wrapped!

[–] [email protected] 108 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Man... This is sad

[–] [email protected] 41 points 3 months ago

I. Still laughing