Get creative. Tell them that their father left their mom for you and now he's your daddy instead of theirs.
this post was submitted on 14 Aug 2024
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You stepped in it, so step up and get that little bastard into a positive K/DR.
Catching grenades with your face isn't going to make your dad come home, Billy. He's just growing more disappointed and doesn't even know why at this point.
Call of Daddy