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    โ˜๏ธ๐Ÿค“ Silly cow (lemm.ee)
    submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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    I love ASCII art so I made a cow to use on your beloved cowsay CLI tool based on the popular "ermmm actually ..." emoji combo. I think it's fun. Click here if you want to get the cow file.

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    [โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Which system has $LINUX_COPYPASTA variable?

    [โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

    I think none, I created the environment variable on my .zshrc file with: export LINUX_COPYPASTA="...".

    [โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

    Darwin 25.4.0

    [โ€“] [email protected] 57 points 2 months ago (4 children)

    Can you make it do this?

    [โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

    This cow should do the trick.

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    [โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

    That guy isn't an experienced weirdo-sysadmin if he doesn't have ^L in his muscle memory.

    [โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

    ๐Ÿ˜ Iโ€™m in love ๐Ÿคฃ