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Asking the important questions (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 108 points 3 months ago (2 children)

If I farted 100 times more than I usually do, I’d basically be inhaling through my nose and exhaling through my ass.

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[–] [email protected] 73 points 3 months ago (6 children)

I'd consider from the other direction. If I constantly farted all day, and I had the option of concentrating 99% of those farts into once daily solid waste deposit, I'd be quite excited about the potential of my future social life.

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Would you rather have one horse-sized poop or a hundred duck-sized farts?

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