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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I don't like it's expression. I don't want to think about what's happening below the ground level to that giant minion. And I triple don't want to know what's happening to the sewer system after it finishes.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

It looks like a Space Shuttle launch down there.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

Like, for real though, what the fuck is that? A dried minion? A minion under a microscope? Why the fuck does it have that texture

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

OK, I promise I only know this because it's related to my job: In the movie that came out earlier this year, there are minions with super powers. This one is supposed to be a rip off of The Thing from Fantastic Four. That's why it looks like that.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Thought it was corn.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I'm guessing somebody got drunk and blew hundreds of thousands of dollars to project a minion face onto some big advertising orb

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I think defcon (hacking convention) happened recently.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Ooooh. Free would be better.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

It's not projected. It's the las Vegas led wall orb

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 50 points 2 months ago (3 children)

So glad that sphere uses up the electricity equivalent of 22,000 homes (or something like that, it's got like 150 high the GPUs if I remember the article correctly).

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

We reaaaaally need pigouvian pollution taxes equal to the external cost of pollution.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

Is it worth 22,000 homes having some temporary electricity to lose the giant veiny Minion, which now lives forever in history?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

Las Vegas is known for its responsible use of electricity

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Fuckin vegas

[–] oleorun 28 points 2 months ago

When the shrooms the homeless guy on the strip sold to you hit....

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

the expression of letting loose things

[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 months ago (2 children)

True, but goatse, blue waffle, or the Howie Mandel prolapse would still be worse

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago

Goatse on the sphere would probably be pretty funny tbh

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

HE SAID, "HOWIE MANDEl'S PROLAPSED ANUS TIKTOK!"

[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 months ago

I don't know either, but I've been around the internet long enough to not ask.