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submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago

If the couch fits... Fuck it.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (2 children)

”Dad, it’s me— Eric…”

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

"you're not my goddamn son JD, you're getting really weird about this"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

JD actually looks more like Don jr

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

JD actually looks almost exactly like John Wayne Gacy

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

I knew that turd gobbler looked familiar!

[–] [email protected] 42 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I’m eating this onion willingly. That shit probably happened unless proven otherwise.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

So much ketchup on walls

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

You mean JD Mandel?

[–] [email protected] 54 points 3 months ago (2 children)

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Are we doing AI generated memes now? Is nothing sacred?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

And the "AI" is clearly trained by leagues of weird devotees who can't make their own art, making him taller than everyone else in their fantasies.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago

Pugsley wore it better.