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3-Year-Old Vows To Appeal Parents’ Decision To Keep Newborn Baby Brother (www.theonion.com)
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Good ol' boomer humor

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Don't let him hold the baby, lol.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

The 3yo has a strong Originalist’s argument, as originally the parents only had 1 child before they made a second. Just gotta file in the Southern District of Florida, and hope to get a Trump judge.