Is it weird that I want to fuck that couch?
this post was submitted on 06 Aug 2024
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A minority would assure you that is not weird.
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I'm very clearly out of the loop here, so can someone please explain?
There is a rumour going around that JD Vance fucked a glove stuffed in a couch.
I love how it's been days since that rumor has been debunked and yet people still bring it up like it has any factual value. I want to hear the actual bad things JD Vance did, and not a imagined reality.
No one claims it's true. It's always just been a joke.
Just to be clear: I don't claim this to be true.
Why are the owls upside down?
Better crosspost to c/couchporn
Please tag your content appropriately: NSFJDV
americana psycho Bateman kisses yadda yadda
JD would like to know your location
JD is that you
Would
Now it's wood.
Sexy bat cosplay owls.
You like my hooters eh?
I bet you could have some comfy sex on that couch
On? Or... with
Oh JD ya lil rascal