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This only makes it more urgent that we adopt my roadmap for the next 10 years, which should put us solidly in the lead.

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Time to place a supermassive black hole right next to the other university to slow their progress!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Except time is relative.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That's... the whole point of this idea.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

So you say.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

I heard that last year, they beat us by one - we came so close guys! We'll get 'em next time.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

There's only one solution.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

That's your solution for everything!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

I read "university" as "universe" and was wondering where this was headed