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Relevant xkcd:
![Morpheus (to Neo): ...Or you take the red pill, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.[[Neo takes BOTH pills from Morpheus...]][[Neo crushes both the red and blue pills into purple powder on a table top...]][[Neo snorts the purple powder...]][[Morpheus and Neo are shown upside down in a frame with inverted colors, i.e., black background with white lines]]Morpheus: NOW look what you've done.Neo: Where are we?Morpheus: I have no idea.](https://kbin.melroy.org/media/cache/resolve/post_thumb/94/49/944939b39cf5abc961dc70fff276256fa54626d26116384aea102766ed392048.png)
The next scene is the metal detector scene except Neo is only wearing his jacket.
“…and you relieve whatever you want to relieve”
The pink toilet should have the seat down. Just saying.
Both should
What does the future hold if I shit into the trash can?
The future would have the crushing weight of late-stage capitalism AND shit in a trash can
You use the blue bowl, the shit ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You use the red bowl, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how tall the rabbit pellets pile…
I put my legs in each toilet and smear my shit over Laurence Fishburne's face.
So how do we go about this... Do I stand in the middle and waterbend my piss in such a way that I split the stream into both toilets, or do I sit down on one, flip my dick up and aim into the other one? I have to take both pills, can't make a decision.
I'll do both, I promise to mop the floor after.