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[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Just once I'd like to see one of these "x food is a y" posts that actually makes sense.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago (8 children)
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (4 children)

all kind of fermented food is expired produces.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Chef Boy R Dee is pasta

[–] [email protected] 88 points 4 months ago (11 children)

This has been solved they are both calzones. https://cuberule.com/

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (3 children)

I love that under this system the popular examples of type 4 'sushi' includes no sushi, unlike type 1. That and in the process of eating something can cause it to change type.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (2 children)

It's a good system, we should adopt it for all foods

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I don’t understand how pumpkin pie is toast, but cheesecake is a quiche. Shouldn’t they be the same whichever they are?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It's hard to tell whether the difference is that the pumpkin pie crust is "slanted" while the cheesecake crust is vertical, or that the pumpkin pie is a single slice while a "quiche"-topology cheesecake is intended to be eaten whole.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago (1 children)

So if I understand right, the cube rule is giving permission to eat a whole cheesecake, but not a whole pumpkin pie?

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Don't forget that sliced pie is a taco to add more confusion!!!!!!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

That was specifically a sliced pie with a top crust.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

…making a whole top-crust pie a calzone…

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

I love this so much.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Ramen is just anime spaghetti.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I'd argue the way that ramen noodles are made is different enough. Spaghetti is just flour, water, and salt whereas ramen noodles can have an alkaline process (kansui) among other things. Spaghetti is also one type of noodle whereas ramen is a category with a fair bit of variety.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

I’d argue the way that weebs are made is different enough. People are just flour, water, and salt whereas weebs can have an alkaline process (kansui) among other things.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

But that is true

[–] [email protected] -2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

all pasta is garbage food

edit:LOL

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 months ago

The real fighting words are always in the comments!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

And pasta and noodles mean the same thing 😏

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