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everybody talk shit until they need the boiler fixed, and that needs a plumber and an electrician.
My first job in high school I asked what my title was. I was a mail clerk.
The owner of the company, as a joke, had business cards printed up for me that read: Deputy to the Assistant Vice President of Mailroom Operations.
I felt kinda special until he also printed some for his dog and started handing them out to any visitor that pet him.
When I washed dishes for my first job I asked to be called a Hydro-Ceramic Technician.
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