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[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

I just adopted a dog that was breeding stock in a puppy mill. She bonded to me right away but has major separation anxiety. Even if I'm gone for 5 minutes, she goes nuts when I get back and acts like I've been gone for months.

[โ€“] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I was freaking about to cry at first haha. Well done. ๐Ÿ’—

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Right?! I was like "OH no. I haven't even finished my coffee yet. I am NOT ready to start my day this way!" ๐Ÿคฃ

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That made me think of That Garfield comic

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

That the Futurama episode.

[โ€“] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

When my wife comes home from work, I tell her that the dogs are glad she is back from being gone forever again because she's gone forever and is never coming back every day.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

The dogs know she's been gone forever because they counted. My pupper does the same ๐Ÿ˜ญ

[โ€“] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Aww I think that's what you get when your object permanence is kind of tenuous.

Nothing quite as heartwarming as a dog who's SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU AAAA after you've been gone for 30min โ€“ "aww I missed you too you goober"

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

When you forget your wallet and come back after being gone 2 minutes.

[โ€“] [email protected] -5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Replace "master", which is creepy and subservient, with "friend".

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I agree that it is creepy and subservient... but it is also entirely accurate. The dog is a pet. It is entirely reliant on the owner, and it is only allowed to do what the owner lets it do. It eats when the owner tells it to. It goes outside only when the owner says so. It probably even had its genitals removed at the request of the owner.

So yeah, 'master' is an appropriate word here.

I find it a bit uncomfortable too, which is why I don't have a pet. But from what I can tell, dogs are generally fine with this arrangement. Most dogs seem to like it this way.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Will do, master.

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