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[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Yo! How is Mad Madam Mim chaotic neutral? She was going to kill Arthur for sport.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Yeah but have you met that kid? Seems justified

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

the only thing lawful evil about this chart is that it goes lawful neutral chaotic from left to right

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Why does Lawful Neutral look more like a bear from Tailspin?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

That's Mira the Archaeologist from TaleSpin. I agree she looks a bit like a bear, but I think she's supposed to be a fox in the show.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

That explains it! Thank you!

[–] [email protected] 42 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I think they did Nick dirty

On one hand, I tend to agree: at the beginning of the movie I would've put him at true neutral.

On the other hand, the position fits because ACAB (regardless of him being depicted as a good guy in fiction).

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

I'd also say that being part of a piece of media that attempts to perpetuate the idea that cops are the good guys makes him a bad guy. I bet there have been lives ruined because that movie made some kids think they could trust cops.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Nick was running a small scale scam (getting elephant ice cream on the cheap, turning it into popsicles, selling the used popsicle sticks as redwood for construction) and loving it, no way that'd fit as true neutral.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (2 children)

He did nothing actually illegal, except that income tax thing.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Zootopia has health/sanitation codes for food service. You see the bunny cop threaten enforcement of them against the ice cream shop.

Then, if the Popsicle sticks are actually being passed off as something they're not, that's also fraud.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Technically legal, questionable in every other aspect. Abusing the system for self gain sounds like a pretty clear lawful evil character.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Hounestly wasn't he just doing capitalism? buy low sell high.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Dunno, I'd consider giving the middle finger to every food and safety regulation more capitalist than buy low sell high 😆

I mean, he melts the ice cream on a roof, collects it via a gutter, refreezes it on open air. And I doubt the transportation is any cleaner.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I would love to find a legal way to abuse the system for profit. I guess I'm evil 🤷‍♂️

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Start a christian cult. Depending on the country, all the possessions of the religion are 100% tax exempt

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Great idea, L. Ron Hubbard!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Check out Edir Macedo for a less crazy and more christian scam. Motherfucker owns a TV channel and built a mega Temple of Solomon to live in

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

🤣 more power to him. I often wonder how rich I could be if I just abandoned all morals

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Absolutely. Lovable. Still a cop.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 3 months ago

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago

Maid Marian pegs.