this post was submitted on 29 Nov 2023
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[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Unless a president showed up on the elevator, I wouldn't even identity them as famous.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Do you have all the presidents of the world faces memorized but zero celebrities?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Your right, I probably wouldn't the faces.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Woops I missed a word there. Fixed it now.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Look up at the ceiling

Show these manly, hairy nostrils

Broad is impressed

Tries to break a sudden pause with a snarky remark like you know her

Fails

Never meet her again

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Or just learn "i am deaf" in sign language. it takes 2 seconds, is very effective. Until you meet someone that knows sign language.