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New technological advancements have allowed us to deep fry sauce, but nobody stopped to ask if we should...

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Why the duck are US hot sauce names so strange? "Cry Baby Craig's hot sauce"?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It's actually hot sauce specifically that has a tendency towards intentionally weird names. Don't know how it started exactly, but at this point it's a pretty common marketing gimmick.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Interesting, I had no idea!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

It did not have to be done.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Doth my nugs bequeath me?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Well I guess you don't need any sauce

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago

But surely this will be the temperature of the sun until the heat death of the universe

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago

Let them cook

[–] [email protected] 23 points 4 months ago

I DESIRE THIS

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Ooh, I want to try this... but it's an election year and the state fair is gonna be a shit show... But deep fried ranch...

EDIT: the full list of new foods this year at the MN State Fair

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

God I love the wacky shit this particular state fair comes up with every year

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

it’s always interesting seeing what the companies make for the “Rodeo” Stampede they put on yearly.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Soon to be offered by vendors at a fair near you!