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[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Has this happened to anyone irl?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The demon summoning or the blood loss?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago

This one time ~~at band camp~~ I was in the hospital when they pulled the iv, the blood hit the ceiling. The nurse freaked out and ran out into the hallway, leaving me to put pressure on it to stop the blood loss. There was a bunch of gauze right there, across the room, I just couldn't get to it. Lots of fun.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago

Easy to underestimate how much of a room can be covered by a mere litre or two of fluid, once the spillage spreads out flat.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

on accident

*by accident :)

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

damn the english language, I am starting to think they are doing it by purpose.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago

I think part of the problem with English is that very little of the language was done on purpose.