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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

For more than a hundred centuries the Emperor has sat immobile on the Golden Throne of Earth. He is the Master of Mankind by the will of the gods and master of a million worlds by the might of his inexhaustible armies. He is a rotting carcass writhing invisibly with power from the Dark Age of Technology. He is the Carrion Lord of the Imperium, for whom a thousand souls die every day, for whom blood is drunk and flesh eaten. Human blood and human flesh – the stuff of which the Imperium is made.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

But Slightly More Rotting Corpse has the better environmental policy which we'll need before the last remnant of Florida is fully swallowed by the sea in the next 4 years.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Remember the good old days when we got to choose between a giant douche and a turd sandwich?

[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 months ago

why does it say 2056 when this is already happening in 2024

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Biden should be the last time the Democrats put forward a senile old man as their presidential nominee. Even if he wins this election, there will be another one to fight in 4 years time and the fash might not lose again.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Old people primary voting: See if you can stop me choosing the next old man from your house! Ha!

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It should be the last time they put a candidate that nobody wants. Remember 2016? They don’t.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

That's not totally true, it's just who the ownership class wants. They're the only real people anyway, we're all just labor.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

You forgot the orange spray paint.

[–] [email protected] 60 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Obnoxious, lying, seditious, narcissistic, rotting corpse vs. tired, confused, rotting corpse.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You forgot felon and rapist for the first one

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago

Ah, so I did. Not sure how I managed that, considering how relevant those points should be here.

[–] [email protected] 74 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Russian presidential debate:

[–] [email protected] -5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Soon we will all be speaking Russian.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Not so soon. Only if Putin looses power and coalition of Pirate Party, Communist Party and maybe Russia of the future(if they will survive) gains it. And maybe 20-50 years to restore from Putin.

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