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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

as a side-effect, you also get the obsessive compulsive need to stan him to make sure he is really a gerontophile and not just a front to get to any granny's kids.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

He is now a frequent visitor to your local hospice.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Granted, he's now molesting your grandma

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And my grandma is one happy woman, you better believe it.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

I was hoping she was alive, or else i inadvertently created a necrophile instead.